Let me ask you a question... how many times have you tried to send it but found yourself lethargic, out of gas, and cramering for more send it sauce? Hi, Willy Slayz here—and welcome to a lifetime customer’s honest review.
Long gone are the dark days of half sends, thanks to Send It’s premium coffee cuntcockshun.
Not only does this coffee make your mind more acute and open to the possibilities of various ways in which one could send, it also helped me perform in the bedroom.
But wait! There’s more! Drink one cup and get the mystery gift, free of charge! The mystery gift is a nice, enjoyable, coffee poopoo. You won’t believe these one wipers, even your shit will send it straight to the sea where it belongs.
Take it from me, Willy Slayz, a veteran of the bean, this coffee is the blood of the sendit gods; their daily sacrifice for the greater send.
You’re gonna like the way you send, I guarantee it. 10/10 would recommend for the send.
I’ve been searching for an everyday coffee and I’m so happy I found the Full Send Blend. I originally got it for my boyfriend and then I tried it. It’s now my daily coffee that keeps me going at work. I highly recommend!
This is exactly the fuel J need to get me through the day. Sitting at a desk looking at spreadsheets isn’t exactly exhilarating but on the full send blend it makes it feel like it! Whether I’m gearing up for a fun weekend or on the office grind, I would recommend this to anyone who needs a little extra push!
I'm no connoisseur but to me this is delicious coffee. I bought a bag for one of my buddies as a gift and enjoyed it so much that I bought one for myself as well. It is one of the few cups of coffee that I personally can drink black and I am a vanilla creamer kind of guy. So drinkable it needs nothing added.
This coffee isn’t like every other coffee! This is the blend for senders only. Grab a mug or other reuseable cup, fill up, and get ready to send it. The smell and taste are incredible and will have you stoked to start your day. I wake up everyday and jump off cliffs for a living so I need as much energy to get me through my day and wouldn’t trust anything but the full send blend!